Hi. My name is Allen Strickland Williams and I do stand-up comedy. I was born in Texas, grew up in Florida, went to college in New York, and currently live in Los Angeles, California. I have a lot of dumb jokes, and I’d love to introduce you all and see if you hit it off with any of them. I know you’ve been single for a while now and, well, a person like you should really be out there on the scene. You have so much to offer. Put your life in my hands for just five minutes. Let’s see if we can make some magic happen.