Salutations. I live in Los Angeles writing and telling jokes. I’ve performed stand-up comedy on CONAN. One time, I got a standing ovation for telling a single joke. I’m featured on the Holy Fuck. live comedy album. Illegally download it. I’ve performed on Funny or Die’s Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival, the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, CROM Comedy Festival in Omaha, Comedy Carnivale in Salt Lake City, Hell Yes Fest! in New Orleans, and the RIOT Festival right here in Los Angeles. I run the monthly stand-up show WHATEVER at Center for the Arts Eagle Rock with my best friend, Eric Dadourian. One interesting personal fact about me is that I like having sex, because it feels good.